David Saks: Oilfield Humor

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Oilfield Humor

ActiveRain member and broker Than Maynard hails from Purcell, Oklahoma. He's put together a nice blog entry about the meaning of chivalry and it's everlasting importance.

Oilfield Humor

A new hire roughneck died and went to Heaven to await His Judgment, while waiting, an Angel said to him, 

“Before you meet with God,  I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. 

We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”

The roughneck thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, I was feeling pretty tough and confident in myself because I was just hired to be a part of a Drilling Crew, I was driving along and came upon a lady who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a wrench, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the  ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this lady or they would have to deal with me!”

“Wow that’s impressive, “When did this happen?” the Angel asked. 

“About three minutes ago,” came the reply.

 

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If you are searching for a property in McClain County (Cities: Purcell, Washington, Goldsby, Wayne, Dibble and Byars) or Cleveland County (Cities: Norman, Lexington, Noble and Slaughterville) I can help you find what you are looking for!

As a Real Estate Professional I specialize in listing and selling residential real estate.  Whether those are new homes, resales, foreclosures, Real Estate Owned (REOs) or short sales, I can help you find your new home or sell your current property.

I also handle farms, ranches, raw land and commercial properties.

 

Licensed to SELL - Dedicated - Experienced - Honest - Than Maynard - Purcell, OK

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Than Maynard
REALTOR, CRB, Certified Short Sale agent, Certified Foreclosure Agent, Accredited REO Agent
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma Real Estate
1726 N Green Avenue, Purcell, OK 73080
CELL: (405) 990-8862
OFFICE: (405) 527-3012
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